Despite planting his feet in his most ferocious stance, and pulling his deep, most threatening bark from the depths of his powerful chest...
`... the deer just stands there, watching him and chewing grass. For a moment it's a stand off, Cody aka SBFD (Small But Fearless Defender) watching her and wondering how it's possible that she shows no fear. Is there something the matter with this deer? How else could she possibly fail to recognize the danger in the terrible canine predator that stands before her?
Finally she turns and wanders away. SBFD is glad she's finally realized whose territory she's trespassing on but wonders why she isn't bounding away in panic...
Later, after thinking about it, he decides to blame the groomer.
It's very hard to be taken seriously when the groomer insists on giving you a "puppy cut".