You didn't really think I wouldn't notice the nest you were building on my front door, did you?
I understand that my burlap wreath makes a handy little shelf, and is nicely sheltered by the porch roof...
... but surely you understand that I go in and out of that door many times each day, and it just wasn't the best place for your new home. It was a lovely nest, the dryer lint lining was a nice touch... and I feel badly but it had to go.
Best of luck in your new, new home... wherever it may be (I would avoid the barn for your new nest location... there are cats out there!)
Your Bird Bath Filling, Bird Seed Providing, Human Friend